Is there any way to make everyone happy all at once?

I mean, of corse there are the select few that I care about, but they all want diffrent things from me. How can this be?

Mom: pass class.
Dad: pass classes with c+ and higher.

Ace: Deepen your relationships. They'll make it better. (*gently waves towards door* Beth doesn't know whats beyond)
Checkers: Get out of here. No one wants you. (*hard glare that proves point* Beth sprints headlong for door)
Gigi: Get a hold of reality. Its gonna hit you hard. (*bitch slaps* Beth stands stupidly as reality hits her)
Moonshine: Listen to my advice. My advice: listen to your friends. (*kisses forehead* Beth flounders around to find something to hold onto. Oh right. Moonshine.)
Jessie: Get a bf, they make anything seem good. (*shruggs* Beth hisses at how she's beein single since Halloween of last year)

ME: Pass classes, get out of Colorado ASAP, find a job, get into ANY school that will accept you, get your tubes tied, go to bible school, get to austrailia, and major in arch.


Yeah. Beth = Undesision. How lovely.